Humor

I don’t practice what I preach, ’cause I’m not the kind of person I’m preachin’ to.

— J. R. “Bob” Dobbs, founder, Church of the SubGenius

Every crowd has a silver lining.

— Phineas Taylor Barnum

There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.

— Unknown

Some days, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

—Emo Phillips

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

— Unknown