Competition
If you cannot win, make the one ahead of you break the record.
— Jan McKeithen
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction.
Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
— Woody Allen
I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.
— George Bernard Shaw
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
— Winston Churchill
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
— George Burns