Work

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.

— Bill Vaughn

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

— Douglas Adams

The crows are calling my name, thought Caw.

— Jack Handey