Joys of Yacht Racing
If you want to experience the joys of yacht racing in the comfort of your own home, simply stand fully clothed in an ice cold shower and tear up $100 bills.
— Unknown
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
— Unknown
The descent into dysfunction is a long, slow process. At no point is there a conscious choice to be dysfunctional.
— Unknown, possibly original
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
— George Burns
I gave my life to become the person I am right now.
Was it worth it?
— Richard Bach